lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god

the-yolocaust:

“your password is weak” fuck you

I swear this could have been a serious blog but nah.

grandg1331:

felicianospasta:

grandg1331:

What does everyone want?

never gonna give you up.

BUT I DON’T WANT AN INTANGIBLE CONCEPT ON MY PIZZA

learning your internet friend’s last name is like a right of passage

youubi:

I made myself promise not to look at old pictures on this laptop because of my past.

Too late.

riley-coyote:

officialprostitute:

why do dads sneeze so loud

#to scare predators away from their young

daisyfairy:

this April fools the joke is me

Having spring allergies and a period at the same time is horrible.